Be Fucking Polite Please Altered Art Print

You know that moment where you’re still being civil, still smiling, but patience has very much left the building? This print lives right there.

It’s funny because it’s familiar. The sort of phrase you’d say to a friend after the third eye-roll of the day — half joking, half completely serious. Once it’s up on the wall, it does the job quietly, without you having to repeat yourself.

Why you’ll love it

• It says what you’re thinking before you have to
• It’s blunt, but still oddly courteous
• It adds humour without turning the room into a joke
• It feels like a boundary, not a slogan

Physical print clarification

This artwork is a physical, unframed art print. No digital downloads are included.

Print details

• Paper & finish: Premium white matte paper with a smooth, uncoated surface
• Weight: 200 gsm / 80 lb for a solid, durable feel
• Sustainability: Printed on FSC-certified paper or equivalent, depending on regional availability
• Print-on-demand: Produced only when ordered to reduce waste
• Packaging: Shipped in robust, protective packaging to arrive safely
• Sizing: Paper sizes vary by region — inches for US & Canada, centimetres elsewhere
• Colour variation: Colours may appear slightly different depending on screen brightness and device settings

Ideal for

• Home offices where manners are required
• Hallways that set expectations early
• Shared spaces with thin patience
• Gallery walls with a bit of bite
• Gifting to someone who’s polite… until they’re not

Sometimes clarity is kindness.